One-Two hours of Howard crying about his ass

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SiriusDawg, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. SiriusDawg

    SiriusDawg New Member

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    I got to hand it to Stern, he is a genius.

    The show had me captivated from head to toe. Whether it was his crying about how little he eats to him saying that his ass on TV looks bad

    Stroke of genius
     
  2. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    He must have a ton of estrogen coursing through his body..I thought I was listening to a teenage fashion model.
     
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  3. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Beats the hell out of the hour ++ we were subject to hearing about Sal's stinky cock.
     
  4. exarro

    exarro New Member

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    fuck it.
     
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  5. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    His ass is the least of his problems.
     
  6. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    This is probably how he envisions himself at his goal weight....manorexic asshole.

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  7. kicksave7

    kicksave7 Well-Known Member

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    :lmao:
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    Haha....spoonful of this, small portion of that....fckn douche
     
  9. goldphoenix

    goldphoenix Well-Known Member

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    I blame stockholm syndrome.
     
  10. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    You're just jealous of what it is we do.
     
  11. Elisa Jane

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    A lot of us don't even listen anymore because the show is so bad. Why are you here?
     
  12. JoeyG

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    There's a reason his ass is so flat and it looks like he has a giant load in his pants - he runs. Look at long distance runners asses. What do they have in common? They're flat. Look at sprinters asses. They are nice and round. Sprinters work out for power. They lift heavy weights, few reps. That makes your muscles bigger. A few years ago, he was crowing about what a great athlete he was because he runs a lot. To me, an athlete is power, strength, and stamina. He might have the stamina part down from his running, but not the strength and power - not at all. How can he be this fucking stupid?
     
  13. kicksave7

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    Ha ha Howard said he was an athlete? That's pretty funny...he spent his childhood playing with puppets and hanging with his Mommy, who wouldn't let him play sports.
     
  14. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    And let's not forget: the original "marathon" runner in Greece dropped dead the moment he reached the end.
     
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    You forgot "sauce on side".
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "as god is my witness, wiggys got a great ass. Its round, its muscular..."
     
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    Actually, Rogan's the one with the great ass. :jj:
     
  18. SiriusDawg

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    Because I want to hear about his ass....duh

    I mean, what can be more interesting than that? I loved hearing about how he tried on multiple jeans and that he eats little because he wants to fit into smaller jeans so that his ass can be smaller.

    I mean, my god....I literally pulled my car over because I was so interested.
     
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    :lol:
     
  20. Chief Macho

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    dude does have some real weird body image idea's. who the fucks says they want to look like david bowie.