One way Stern still entertains in the post-Artie era

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  1. SuckerPays

    SuckerPays New Member

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    Exposing narcissistic celebrities, dissecting their unbelievably conceited statements, and goofing on the dopes who buy into it stroke their egos. He may want to be a part of that crowd, but he still can't resist going after the ego maniacs, and nobody does it like him. I find the following particularly funny:







     
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    New phone, who dis? :eek:
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    So....Wig wearing pot calling kettle.................................
     
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    :spit: What? Howard with his multiple wig systems making fun of anyone. Just remember Howard talked to a MUPPET on AGT. That eliminates any possibility he can ridicule anyone.
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Now if he could only do it without that disgusting jowel smacking, pompous, air sucking nostril sound he makes when pausing for thought.
     
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    Except its all bullshit. It's always been bullshit. He doesn't stand for anything. He's a coward. As soon as he and his equine wife meet a celebrity he used to goof on at a party, it's "My wife and I really love you. Oh, what I said on the radio, I was just kidding, listen I have to fill four hours a day. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

    He had a good run pretending to be anti-celebrity and anti-establishment, and being in a make-believe "fight with the FCC" that existed only in his mind, but he was a fucking phony and has not only become everything about those he used to criticize, but he has desperately wanted to be like them all along.

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    It's just Howard being a hypocrite. It's not funny it's not fun.
     
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    After groveling in their presence, he sends them a personal note with a drawing. All these years in the biz and he cannot charm his way into the real inner circle. Not from trying. Best examplesstill: He has Mark Consuelos to marry him. Have them over for dinner and they still don't include them in their vacations or intimate events.
     
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    5 years since Artie left and 4 uploads.