[SUP]16 [/SUP]For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Onion, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
Onion Pro Tip: If you wear contact lenses, you can chop onions for days, they won't make your eyes water. Onions are great, contact lenses too.
My niece freaks out when people chop onions in front of her, she throws a total shit fit. She is The Devil, so I'm pretty certain that you are speaking truthfully about this.