Online Fantasy Wrestling

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    For 2-3 months now, I've been writing as Jerry "The King" Lawler in on online fantasy wrestling league. All of my promos are quite funny. Anybody else willing to admit they partake in fantasy wrestling? Or am I the only cool ass motherfucker who isn't ashamed to admit it?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    wow ur a toolbag
     
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    lmao

    i don't participate but only because I wasn't aware such a thing existed

    tell me more about this ha ha
     
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    Sternac HALs Pal

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    who is this lawyer larry faggot?
     
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  7. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    The players take the role of a wrestler or 2 and write a promo each week. They are posted every Thursday. The guy who runs the website does the "booking" and writes the matches. They are posted every Sunday. King of the Ring is this Sunday. I hope I win.
     
  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I am The King! I am your master! I will put you in camel clutch, break your back and make you humble!
     
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    Jesus fucking Christ
     
  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I AM a great man, but not that great.
     
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    Hell yeah

    Damn man, I would do that but I'd be concerned about the other people in the federation not checking it. Uh...you know....nothing worse than fantasy sports public leagues where nobody checks anything.

    What's the participation rate like?
     
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    I'd wanna be Bray Wyatt or Dolph Ziggler
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    goddamit you are a big homo
     
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    E-wrestling? :wtf: is this 1996? :scratch:

    I did, literally 18 years ago :jj:. I was 12. Not for long though. And it was specifically a parody league, so it was just an exercise in comedic writing. All via mass e-mail.
     
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    fuck off, wrestling is da ishhh
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I sent you a PM. I think the original goal was to have wrestlers from the 70's and 80's, but some people play as more current wrestlers.
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    I'm so old. :bigcry:
     
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    "exercise in comedic writing"

    ha ha, you're a loser man
     
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    it's ok

    you're a winner