Online Storybook...Lets Begin!

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  1. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    Lets create an online storybook.

    Posting Rules:
    1. Everyone adds to the story. I start with the first sentence then the next person continues with their sentence and so forth.

    2. Each post can only contain 1 sentence. You may add a picture if needed. (No Nudity)

    3. If you want to post again, you'll have to wait until someone else adds to the story first.

    4. The theme of the story is up to you.

    5. Post only to the story. Anything else will be deleted.



    Have fun!!!
     
  2. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    Once upon a time, there was a woman who lived with her llama and five cats.
     
  3. JustAddWater

    JustAddWater Well-Known Member

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    The cats would sometimes jump oh the llmas's back and start scratching her wool..
     
  4. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    One day the lady lost her job and had to eat three of the cats, upsetting the llama who had wanted to eat the cats for years.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    :lol:

    So the llama began devising a plot for revenge...
     
  6. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    The llama, weak and famished as it was, began digging a deep hole at the north end of the garden.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Which was really difficult to do with hooves.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Nevertheless, he labored on, and when finished, led a group of two dozen stray cats into the hole, and then covered the opening of the pit with twigs and leaves.
     
  9. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Cats, however, are smarter than llamas, and knew what the llama was up to; they had a plan of their own.
     
  10. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Which they decided to put into action just as soon as they were done hacking up hairballs and pissing all over someone's house.
     
  11. JustAddWater

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    Then the Cats rose from the dead, got their second lives and returned...only to Haunt the Grounds....
     
  12. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    The next day, while drinking, the llama heard an unusual noise coming from the woman's room.
     
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    The llama looked in the room to see the woman screaming and doing figure eights in just her socks and panties .
     
  14. GSD

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    the llama, named ruffypup, called his friends for reinforcements thinking it was the cats returning for revenge

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  15. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN VIP

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    And the cat's noticed this. The cats called a few friends of their own.


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    The hapless llamas were doomed.
     
  16. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Then President Obama woke up from his dream about cats and llama, and started his day.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    But the llamas, quite accustomed to the art of taxidermy, laughed into the fake tiger's face and said with great derision...
     
  18. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    if you try to kill us our friend tarzan will yell out to the elephants and trample you first :p

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  19. Bye You!

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    But the cats, being the more intelligent species, distracted the llamas with llama porn.

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  20. chrisfromvegas

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    Besides, Tarzan was distracted by Jane. (Boy is it hard to find a clean picture of Bo Derek!)

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