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  1. Eclipse754

    Eclipse754 Well-Known Member

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    Dale Earnhardt Jr saves himself from certain death by expecting his steering wheel to come off in his hands.
     
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    I have GEICO insurance. Why the fuck are they sponsoring some left-turn redneck car race?
     
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    I wish he would've went straight into the wall, just like his daddy.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Is he a fag? Lots of rumors. Even Urban Dictionary,

    Dale Earnhardt Jr.
    An openly gay NASCAR driver.
    Wouldn't his father shit if he knew June Bug was gay?

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    Those guys are truly nuts.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I used to race cars (short track) and had something like this happen to me. Luckily, we were on a caution and I noticed the steering wheel was rocking in my hand right as they were about to throw the green flag. I pulled in the infield and the steering wheel fell off. Something had come loose, easily fixable, but could have had an expensive result if I'd stayed on the track.

    Another time, I was practicing, running at full speed. The car had an awful shudder so I pulled off the track and told my crew. They pulled the right front wheel off and the wheel crumbled in their hands (right where it bolts on). Another few laps and I would have made a hard right turn into the wall.
     
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    I've always liked rally racing and still watch the WRC.

    I've seen some of the craziest shit ever happen in the WRC, from fans literally ducking to avoid getting hit by airborne rally cars, to a rally car going off the road into a reservoir in Mexico and almost drowning its driver/co-driver. Crazy.
     
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    I'd almost rather blow a guy than to have his disgusting feet on me. They seem to be staring at each other very lovingly. I'm going to jump to the conclusion that he's a fruit.
     
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    Danica Patrick hit the wall a lot harder than that yesterday. She walked away.

    NASCAR is silly. Full throttle, banked left turns, winner is the lucky one that doesn't get crashed out. I watched it. Oh my.
     
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    I wouldnt care if he was gay, but for the love of christ do a fucking pushup. HE has a body that even Chriza would laugh at
     
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    As soon as you're strapped in, you pull on that fucker to check....I'm guessing luckily he was on the back straight
     
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    The safety technology has improved greatly in the past 15 years. You want to see drivers die, watch open wheel racing. They seem to be good at continuing to kill drivers (which is why I have decided I will never go to the Indy 500, even though it had been a "bucket list" item).
     
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    There is really good video of Danica's crash in this link:
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...co-500-talladega-crash-matt-kenseth/83801196/

    She would have been killed without the safety improvements and a Hans device....