Only got 9 beers to last the rest of the night....

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :grr:

    How the fuck am I gonna make that shit stretch out? Plus, the only mouthwash I got is the non alcoholic type. :burn:
     
  2. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    easy there ace...pace yourself....
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Shotgun them and call an early night.
     
  4. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    sucks to be you.
     
  5. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    If you go to bed at 9:00 PM, then you're in good shape. :c
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Whats wrong with going to the store?
     
  7. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    That's always an option. :c
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You cant be THAT drunk tah not be able tah drive to tha store...
     
  9. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Already drank like 8 or 9. :facepalm:

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  10. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Nothing close to the house? I can get beer a block away. Funny thing is, I don't drink :)
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    you prepare like a dickhead.
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Just drive fast to avoid detection.
     
  13. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    Incognito style. No headlights.
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Get a pizza delivered then have tha delivery dude go and pick up a 12 fer an extra 10 bucks...
     
  15. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    ^ veteran beer runner
     
  16. MasterBlaster

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    I'd hate to be your liver.
     
  17. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I just had a pap smear, and my liver's fine. :pimp:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Sometimes you gots to improvise. Vanilla extract has alcohol in it, maybe a few other kitchen items. Best bet is go to your garage and look for some Sterno to drink, or harsh chemicals you could inhale.
     
  20. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Ha ha! I'm crying!