Only one reason to take nude selfies on a phone

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HooHoo, Sep 2, 2014.

  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    @Ted Bundy says the same thing about women in short skirts. they're begging for it.
     
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    I love you like a brother pontius but I'm calling strawman on the short skirt argument that's been making the rounds.

    We're talking about the psychology of people saving nude photographs to a device that's intrinsically linked to the entire, post-Snowden world.
     
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    Fact :grad:
     
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    Any publicity is good publicity.
     
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  7. pontius pilot

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    i'm just going for a joke. :beer:
     
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    Women in short skirts are a whole 'nuther phenomenon. They're looking for .. attention. But then that goes back to the caveman days. Are they looking to be raped? Yes*, but with one caveat: a rapist of their choosing. I mean, if we really boil it down, a guy on a date is basically just a chainsaw rapist with patience.

    Consider a fat bald guy that approaches a woman = "sexual harrassment." Then a guy that looks like Brad Pitt approaches that same woman = "flirting". So the simple secret I've learned about women is you have to creep them out at their own speed. And if you drive by a woman's house at 2AM every night blasting Type-O Negative, you've failed (pay attention GaryPuppet).

    Next time we'll explore the women that wear makeup to the gym, and why its guaranteed they take it on the face.

    :coffee:
     
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    That sounds like something a former poster would say before he was unceremoniously shot dead. His name was Dawgshed. I think you would have liked him Mr. Bundy.

    Total fact, btw.
     
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    I don't think I know him.

    Before my time.
     
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    Sage advice. But too late to help Congressman Weiner.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Mr. Bundy has yet to offer to skull fuck my rotting corpse. :dontknow:
     
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    Here is Beth's dilemma: If she hustles, she can get some nude photos "stolen" from her iphone and circulating. We know that they would have to be pretty raunchy to compete with what's already been released, so to get the attention she needs she'd have to go all in. But this is entirely within her reach.

    On the other hand, she is "writing" a children's book.

    What to do, what to do...
     
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    Exactly. These women took these pictures with the hope that they would become public so they could raise a stink about it and get even more publicity.
     
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    Didn't these girls learn anything from Dr. Laura?:jj:
     
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    Word. I don't even like to save my Playstation Network saves to the cloud. I certainly wouldn't put my dick there.
     
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    You ask women (and just people in general) what they'd think of nude photos of themselves being seen by other people, and at a conscious level they'd generally say they'd be "horrified" - and would genuinely believe that. Its at the subconscious level that it gets a little more complex.

    These women aren't stupid, they know that a nude photo being taken and saved to a device that's electronically linked with the rest of the world carries a risk.
     
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