Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Oct 20, 2014.
It seems like Beth hasn't got off the chair for weeks.
She's peed so many times there, she may be stuck now.....
If it was her intention to only get rid of these fucking cats don't you think pictures of JUST THE CATS would be more effective? She needs to be in every picture and have some kind of artistic quality to it.
Maybe the bitch has cat scratch fever. That would explain a lot.
Yoda wondering how the fuck he ever ended up in this nut house.
She's like an addict chasing a high. At first, two cats were able to help fill the emptiness in her soul. But soon after, four were needed. And then eight, and twelve, and fourteen, and what are we up to now, sixteen? Eighteen?
But regardless of the number, the crushing emptiness of her existence slowly, but inexorably, creeps its way back in. It's an emptiness accompanied by a suffocating realization that she is well and truly alone. That she has no real family around her. That her "husband" is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. That all of her "accomplishments" in life are just so much window dressing - the result of favors called in by a powerful agent - which, in the end, all amount to little more than a massive paean to the typical, played out celebutard devotion to style over substance.
And so, with each passing day, the despair grows a little more. And the overstuffed chair, the chaise lounge, the sofa, the bed in a separate bedroom, gets just that much harder to climb out of.
There's a face that sreams, 'Kill me, now"
God, Yoda looks like shit when he wakes up.....
That was beautifully written.
Is she blowing air in the kittens face? P.U.!
Hmm.. I see the overalls have been washed and are ready to wear again this week.
You, my friend, have a career in greeting cards! Bravo to you!
3,000 likes that's a lot guess the kittens-as-props plan is paying off
She has a huge Polish family and she will start a family once Stern's out of the picture. She may need science but she is Polish stock, she could probably have a kid at 50. She is just waiting for this guy to die or get dementia. These kittens are just marking time and they are part of Stern's rebranding plan, I really don't think she cares all that much (they are all in one room of one wing of one house). Howard needs the kittens and Repunzel to make himself look less like a masochistic Jewish shock jock and more like a prince.
She is just bored waiting for him to die so she can start living. She'll be richer than any of us can imagine!
She may be in her 70's by the time that miserable prick kicks off.
I thought it was VERY odd that Howard never mentioned "YODA" in the new Bill Murray film St. Vincent!!! First thing I thought of when I saw the movie and the scene with this "yoda" look a like cat on his lap!!! Instead he mentioned to Robin....(she called the movie St. Vincents) the ending credits when Bill M. was singing while watering his dirt yard & garden.
peace & love
Looks like Yoda found a few of Beth's wine bottles.
And therein lies the rub.
Sometimes when you make a deal with the devil, he collects in the most unspectacular ways.
...no petunia! bad petunia! hiccup