ooofa.....melissa joan hart walmart comercials

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    damn time ... you scary...

    anyone else see her on todays Walmart commercials?


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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Damn she's a filthy piggy.

    Looks good with the schvatza
     
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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Still hit it...
     
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  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i would ride her but only if she had that fake talking cat from the show....
     
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    Meh never did anything for me
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I want to see that first photo without the photoshop. :c
     
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  7. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I would treat her like the filthy whore she is.

    I could jerk it to her all day.

    Little miss goody two shoes, and you know shes an ass slut who loves the cock...
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    Never a big fan. But hey....not great but not horrible.
     
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    yea her face has a Geddy Lee quality to it
     
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    Whoa!
     
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  11. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    All the fucking holiday ads I'm seeing so far seem to be doubling down on the "cute" factor, I can't turn away fast enough
     
  12. Limo Wreck

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    Come on man, youre ruining it for me.
     
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    :jj:
     
  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I have no issues jacking off to Clarissa Explains It All clips, since I was jacking to them back when I was the same age she was when she did the show. Same goes for Christina Applegate in early Married w/ Children a and Alyssa Milano in late Who's The Boss.
     
  15. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    That. Doesn't belong in the same sentence as a Milano or Applegate. The most that could be said of her is "pleasant". Like Kaley Cuoco or Alicia Silverstone she always seemed ready to pork out at a moment's distraction. Just a plain, kind of blocky girl.
     
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  16. wife is a whore

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    Her very animated mouth always did it for me. It is a quirky thing I am attracted to.
     
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    ARM Well-Known Member

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    A perfect post, sir! You are a great poster that needs to post in this very forum more, you get suffocated and sometimes lost in the gravyard that is the Artie forum now. You, @octex @kev,as well as @RODFROMBAYSIDE @BenFromClifton and @Rodney21a etc. Lots of great posts that I wish were slung to more mass viewings.

    That said, MJH is from my actual hometown and everyday I find myself wishing it was Jennifer Love Hewitt or Lacey Chabert to ingenue rep me.
     
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    Who would have thought that Anthony Anderson would've the one to pull themself together from that dup
     
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    hillbilly Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've had worse
     
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    I've seen the commercials.

    And more than anything, what comes to mind is....

    What an ODD pairing! MJH and and the black guy from Law & Order SVU.


    Who came up with this?
     
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