Oooohhhhhhh lord... Sugar Free Coconut Haystacks...

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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    Not a good idea....

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    My sincerest apologies to the nice couple in the hotel room next to mine...
     
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    Godspeed buddy
     
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    478 of 541 people found the following review helpful
    [​IMG] Devil Gummies!!, September 16, 2013
    By
    Trent Allen "-T Allen"

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    This review is from: Haribo SUGAR FREE Classic Gummi Bears, 1 Lb (Misc.)
    These little gummies should be made with little horns on their heads. These bears look so sweet and innocent, yet they have an evil side which is equivalent to eating 100 EXLAX tablets!

    To be quite honest, I read the reviews, and after reading about someone else needing a seatbelt because they gave you so much gas, or about the guy that said to eat these and go on a long road trip if you want to break up with your girlfriend, I had to try them!! :) The guy that mentions NAPALM, I have to say is exaggerating a little bit. He must've had a few JalapeƱo's, or some Mexican food before eating these, because they don't put off any heat at all. They do however do everything else others say they do!

    I really purchased these bad boys to give to a few CHOICE "Friends", and some fellow Co-workers!! I handed these little guys out like they grew from a tree! I made sure not to give them any more than 15. If you give someone a handful of 30 or more, they may eat only 5 or 10 of them, and save the rest for later. If you give them 15, they are practically guaranteed to eat all 15! So, after handing them out, I sat down at my desk and waited!! ;) These little devils got hold of my co-workers after 45 minutes to an hour and a half, and I have to tell you, I've never had so much fun at work before! There are 5 restrooms in my entire building. There are about 60 people in the building. 1 co-ed restroom, and 2 male/ 2 female restrooms. There was a line of people using the restrooms, even after the guys decided that it was ok to use the female restrooms for EMERGENCY use only!!

    BELIEVE ME, THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY!!

    My Boss decided he couldn't wait in line, and took off at 10:00 for an early lunch, just so he could use a restroom I think! Let me just say, we have flexible lunch schedules, although we typically limit them to about an hour. He didn't come back until 2:30, and he was not happy! He asked me what I gave him, and I told him that I had just received the package from Amazon (I showed him the box), I showed him that they were Sugar Free Gummy Bears! I asked him if he liked them. He said he thought he had a bad reaction to them, but I told him I doubted it, since I ate several myself, and nothing happened. (((I hadn't eaten ANY - Im so EVIL!!!)) I was in for it though, after he talked to several other people that had the same reaction! They all came into my office at the same time, and confronted me about the gummy bear incident! I thought for sure they were going to shove a handful down my throat to see if I had the same reaction, but gladly they didn't!! I have to say I was a bit worried! They all came to the same conclusion, that the gummies were evil, and that they needed to be destroyed!! They took them from me, (even after some pleading from me) and destroyed them! By destroying them, I mean of course that they flushed them down the toilet, to send them to the horrible place that had just claimed 4 days worth of bowel movements from each person!!!

    So, after going through only about 10% of a 1 lb bag, I have to say it was worth every bit!! Needless to say, I have now ordered a 5 lb bag, so I can give them to my "Choice" friends, (seeing as I wasn't quite able to distribute them after the first incident) and post another fun bit in the 5 lb section! :)

    If you are looking to eat these as treats, take my word for it and just buy the regular sugar gummies. A few cavities wont hurt as bad as these little devils will! If you want to put the HURT on to a couple of "Choice" people, by all means, these are the gummies for you!! :)

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    I clicked "yes" that the review was helpful
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    Housekeeper knocked on the door for turndown service. I had to pass on that nicety...
     
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    First mistake...Sugarfree.

    Lessons learned.
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    It's been a rough evening. :sleepy:
     
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