OOOOOFFFFF!!! That hurts.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Jul 22, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fuck camping. fuck it up it's filthy ass - my hips are bruised from rolling around on ground and rock while trying to sleep on Friday. I think I may have cracked a rib. Set up the air mattress the second night...............or I swear to god I'd have headed home.

    I may possibly need a goddamn blood transfusion from the amount of blood the mosquitoes sucked out of me, and I burned myself and fell down twice.

    Great weekend all 'round though! :cheer:

    Hope everybody else had a good weekend as well.
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Pic thread :cheer:
     
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    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

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    sounds like you had a great time! :cheer2:

    I worked all weekend :nocheer:
     
  4. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    burned ?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Bonsoir, Slips :hug:
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    Anyone have a picture of a unicorn butt-fucking a bear with its horn? Thanks in advance.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    How'd you injure yourself so many times? Lot of drinking?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'd like to pretend it was something really cool, but it was pulling a marshmallow off a hot stick, and it was so hot that I wanted to slap it away - however my little nephew was right beside me with big doe eyes waiting for his Auntie Slippy to hand him the marshmallow. So I sucked up the pain, and have massive blisters on my fingers.

    I was slightly under the influence at the time, so it hurt less in the moment than it did the next day, and now.

    Are you sure you spelled that right naz? I thought it was bonseiur...........or...........fuck it. Good evening to you as well! :kiss:
     
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    Time to thrust! :madsex: :flowers:
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! :smile:
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not so much. Just a lot of fun.

    I jumped off a tree, and have bruises I won't show anybody here from the way I smacked into the water.

    Just fun stuff, Kid. Not to say that there WASN'T drinking! It was MY family, afterall. Just....part of the program. I took my dog, and she got under my feet on the way down the stairs, that equals my swollen knee. The tree. The marshmallow. The river. The boat - goddamn boat. Nearly fucking left that thing and swam back to shore, it was so frustratring.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    hi punkin! :hug:
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    bonseiur :point:


    camping is awesome, BTW..I plan to pitch a tent out in the woods sometimes next month, prolly somewhere on the Lake Erie shoreline.


    where did you camp this weekend, Slips..park? backyard?
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    goddamn missed "Breaking Bad" tonight.

    PP pvr'd it though, so I'll see it when he gets home next Friday

    Anybody wanna wreck it for me? I don't even mind. :umunch:
     
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    You prolly melded his taste buds together for life
     
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    Chaos Active Member

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    how high up were you? i got brusies from jumping into water................but i was 50 feet up.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Camping is fun if it's done in style. My parents own a 2 bedroom trailer in Fenelon Falls, I've been going there since I was about 5. Hot tub. Sauna. Pool. River. Boat. My mistake was staying up too late the first night we headed up to set up the BYOB in the tent (for you yanks, that stands for "bring your own bed", and is basically just a large, inflatable mattress that means you don't sleep on dirt and rocks in the tent)
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I asked PP, and he said about 12 feet (girls are always fucked up with measurements, 'cause small peckered guys keep telling us "I swear it's 6 inches") ..........but realistically, you don't hit the water from that height, 'cause you swing from a rope and drop. The rope is what caused my bruising.
     
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    well.....aren't you a dainty flower then?