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Oooooooooo!!! Anybody watching DICE CLAY's STAND UP on showtime?

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  1. PumpkinBeer700

    PumpkinBeer700 New Member Shot Dead

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    Starts in 20 minutes here.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Anybody seen it yet?
     
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    HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, SHE WAS SUCKING MY COCK! OOOOOOOOOOOW! There, I saved you an hour.
     
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    I like a good comeback story. Is he still wearing the fingerless gloves doing the same routine?
     
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    Thanks BRO! WE ARE BRO'S RIGHT ARTIE?
     
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    He's far from making a comeback. He's been trying for a decade though. Who would have thought that edgy nursery rhymes would have a shelf life?!?

    Of course we are!

    The clock struck two. I dropped my goo. I dumped the bitch off on the next block. OOOOOOOW!
     
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    I will call you in an hour Back get it! Back get it! He could never top that!
     
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    Giants stadium is empty now!!!
     
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    Ughh I thought he would try something different by now
     
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    He didn't even write them. Dice stole them flat out from Otto and George. He would watch Otto perform and write down the rhymes and then he put them in his act. Dice also took stuff from Kinison, read Bill Kinison's book and it's hilarious the Dice stuff. And Dice would even go through Jackie's joke books and insert himself in the first person in "guy walks into a bar" style jokes. So it would be "Yeah so I walked into a bar and saw this chick" instead of "a guy walks into a bar and sees a woman sitting alone at a table".

    You can see how quick of a comedian Dice is compared to Jackie when they fought on the Stern Show. Jackie buried him. It wasn't even close. Jackie would throw out lines that had Dice speechless and Dice had all month to prepare for his appearance. Guys like Gilbert, Mooney, Rock, come onto the Stern Show and can keep pace with Howard and Jackie. Dice was outmatched and Jackie wasn't even being as vicious as he could have been.

    Dice is funny at times, but he's not even in the same genre as someone like Carlin, Hicks, or Kinison. I'll watch his special on tape tomorrow probably. But I'm not expecting anything of a real high level. It's not like when HBO would promo a new Rock or Carlin special and everyone would get excited.
     
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    His ex-wife is his opening act and his 2 sons play music in the background....OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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    Jack & Jill went up the hill.
    Each with a buck & a quarter.
    Jill came down with two fifty.
    Do you think she went for water.
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
     
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    LOL... hope they boo that idiot off the stage like they did at Sirius concert when he was booed off.


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    :giggle:
     
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    Dice is another Heeb who pretends he's not one . . .
     
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    YOU WERE SURPRISED I DIDN'T GET MY FIVE GEEES, RIGHT?

    lol
     
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    Little boy blue..Because he needed the money! OOOOWWW!
     
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    Just tuned in to the last 3 minutes. Looked like a repeat of an early 90s show. Katt Williams coming up now. :yay:
     
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    Hi Ho Silverstein!
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    How do you know?

    You can't tell by just the material. :fdrum:
     
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    I suck. I missed the sarcasm. :nocheer:
     

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