Ooooops Turns out woman killed by lion wasn't at fault

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    my bad.... turns out the lion was just a bad pussy... nothing worse then dying from bad pussy

    okay the lion wasn't bad he as just being a lion .. but that doesn't sound as offensive ... so i take back what i said about the chick that was killed...

    but don't feel too bad i hear her job was a SNAP.... get it? get it??



     
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    does it matter?
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow:
     
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    it's the perfect murder :evil:
     
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    That's a sucky way to die for sure. (I imagine anyway)
     
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    Felines are the only animals that matter.
     
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    an african killed a white woman
     
  8. MatthewT

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    could have been one swipe to the back of the head, broken neck, no pain at all :dontknow:
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    they don't kill like that; kung foo people think they kill like that. big cats kill prey by stalking them, grabbing them from behind their necks in their mouths and biting down. their fangs are spaced appropriately to sever the spinal cord in one bite. its how cats are designed, and what makes them such good clean up killers that they always evolve to be the appropriate size to keep the population of their prey down effectively.
     
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    those Africans are sneaky
     
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    So the lion planned the attack, then he deserves to die! :mad: