Oooops, this is embarassing

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  1. Shithead

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    Montana man caught by girlfriend being ‘humped’ by husky arrested for bestiality: cops
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 3:07 AM
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    Kenneth Dwayne Kellmer was allegedly having sex with his girlfriend's family pooch at her Missoula County home on Feb. 21 when she walked and then called Missoula Police.
    A Montana man was arrested on bestiality charges and ordered to seek a mental health evaluation after he was caught getting "humped" by a husky dog, police said.

    Kenneth Dwayne Kellmer was allegedly having sex with his girlfriend's family pooch at her Missoula County home on Feb. 21 when she walked in, Missoulian reported.

    She claims she caught him getting intimate with the 3-year-old dog. Kellmer was down on his hands and knees and had his pants down, she added.

    Cops were called and an investigation was launched, NBC Montana reported.

    Kellmer was arrested on Sunday and charged with one felony count of deviate sexual conduct.

    He appeared before Missoula County Justice of the Peace Marie Andersen on Monday, where he was banned from contacting the husky's owners.

    Missoula County Justice of the Peace Marie Andersen said the offender was banned from contacting the husky's owners.
    Kellmer is forbidden also from having contact with any dogs or cats, including his own six pets.

    He was released on his recognizance and is set to re-appear in court io weeks.

    If convicted, Kellmer faces 10 years in prison and a $50,000 fine, KULR reported.
     
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    Easy to defend this. Claim her was the victim and the dog was raping him. Demand the dog be brought up on charges.
     
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    Guilty! :mad:
     
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    he has many pictures of hamsters or rats or gerbils on his facebook page

    that ain't cool what was happening with those poor rodents
     
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    i realize they don't want to reveal the name but is it a male or female dog???
     
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    Are you implying a female dog can't be a rapist? That is really sexist of you.
     
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    Was peanut butter involved?
    No peanut butter, no case.
     
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    guess the race

    montana and animal rape --white seems to be the way to go
    but the middle name is rather urban
     
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    Disgusting Creep...He has six animals of his own...His harem...o_O
     
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    She may want to overhaul her vetting process when it comes to men.
     
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    Well, you know what they say: Once you go husky . . . .

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