Stern Show Oops, I did it again, Beth picked up another one eye kitten

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Conversation at NSAL. Beth just called, she stopping over to pick up another foster. She wants a one eye kitten. Damnit, I told her last week we don't have any, she took them all. Well, this one was just turned in. Someone found her on vacant lot. But, both her eyes are healthy. Look, you remember the last time Beth through a fit over here. Tell the Doc to take one of the eyes out. He will never agree to that. Just tell him it's a special order for Beth Stern. Alright but this is the last time. We are suppose to be rescuing cats not taking their eyes out. Oh, Hi Beth, you just got here. The kitten will be right out. I can't believe all the kittens we are finding with infected eyes. Well, it's my purpose to save them.





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    • bethosternOn my way home from delivering my perfect foster kitties to their incredible new homes... I stopped @animalleague and picked up someone who looked like she needed me. We named this new foster Tallulah.. She's about 14 weeks old and just had one of her eyes removed. She's recovering in my home for a week or so and then she'll be #readytofly #pinkstitches
     
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    I see she's letting Howard spend his Easter with his daughters, rather than making him run around delivering kittens and naming fosters.
     
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    And ANOTHER fucking one eyed cat. :facepalm:
     
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    "Please not me, please not me."

    "Oh fuck, she picked me."


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    Instead of recovering in a Hamptons apartment, why doesn't Howard open his wallet and finish the cat jail? If Beth's books have to pay for it there are going to be a lot of sick cats wrangled into an apartment that probably isn't ideal for them. When it is open and cats get wrangled directly into the cat asylum, she won't be able to take full credit by bringing every one home and instagraming, so that poses another problem.

    I feel for them, it's a lot of pressure pretending to do good just to get in the news.
     
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    No Easter with daddy O'felon?...is he off probation yet?

    Not only are you a prolific liar your family are losers. Too funny monster.

    How bloody embarrassing. You should really just go away and stop bothering everybody. Your tolerated cuz wiggy pays.
    One eye cats for sympathy.

    Trying saving horses. Oh forgot. No pony growing up.

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    Aren't they ever missing a leg or ear or something else?
     
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    Here kitty kitty......

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