Oops: Man Accidentally Sends Naked Selfies to HR Manager After Job Offer

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    "Did he have a full 9 inches?"

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    Pretty boner maneuver :c
     
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    So when does he start work? :dontknow:
     
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    To be fair the job offer was at a porno shop
     
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    So, if this was really an accident, why would he not be offered the job? Do they think only "perverts" send nude selfies? Like not one person at their company has ever done this? It might be awkward, but it is unfair to the dumbass if he did just make a mistake.

    And why didn't she text him back after the 1st one and let him know that he might have had the wrong number or something? it happened over a couple days time. The jury is out until we see a photo of the hiring manager.
     
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    I wish youd make that happen to me Jayla. Im so horny and lonely.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Because he has a small dick? :dontknow:
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    It's embarrassing enough and then it gets sent all over the internet! I mean, can you imagine trying to explain something like that to your mother! What a fuckin' dope! :D
     
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    "We have decided to reconsider our offer of employment"

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    Pro tip: if u want those kinds of pics from s woman, u need to step up your game. :)
     
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    Pro tip: if u want those kinds of pics from a woman, u need to step up your game. :)
     
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    PM me and give me advice. Im desperate Jayla!
     
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