Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism

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  1. Tim

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    What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism

    As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

    It does work both ways and, yes, I too enjoy sexual carte blanche. I just don’t use mine as much as my wife uses hers. What’s important is equality of opportunity, not outcome.

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    I can't think of many things more demeaning.
     
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    Does this fruit really think anyone believes this shit, he must foster kittens, paint watercolors and listen to boy bands in his spare time. :facepalm:
     
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    I can.
     
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    Do tell
     
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    Be the Paulo
     
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    I was joking. :) To each their own, but I really don't get open relationships. I think cheating is far more normal.
     
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    His favorite part about the arrangement is when Paulo comes over and pounds him in the ass after he's done with the wife.
     
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    I don't get it either. I think it's gross.
     
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    Enjoy felching paulo's baby batter out of your wife, feminist.
     
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    So ... you're bad in bed and you're wife is good in bed.
     
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    The husband is a fag, probably eats dudes loads out of her when she gets home.
     
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    Loretta Lynn is a nice backdrop when Paulo kicks in the door and beats the piss out of you for touching his girlfriend, fruity.
     
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    ...or she's hot and you're not.
     
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    Now THAT'S something more demeaning.
     
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