Oprah's Elliptical. Like new. For sale.

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  1. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    http://catalogues.lesliehindman.com...alelot=410 469 &refno=10265887&saletype=

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    http://www.lesliehindman.com/sale/oprah-winfrey/

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    PROPERTY FROM THE OPRAH WINFREY COLLECTIONS

    It is a pleasure for Leslie Hindman Auctioneers to be offering Property From The Oprah Winfrey Collections for sale at auction. The auction will be conducted on April 25 in Leslie Hindman Auctioneers’ Chicago saleroom. Our firm has enormous respect for Ms. Winfrey and all that she has accomplished and achieved, and we are privileged to handle the sale of property from her Chicago residence.
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    "privileged to handle the sale?" :tzone:
     
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    Obviously, Oprah has not found a friend with this elliptical machine. My guess, she looked at it once or twice... and then had some ice cream!
     
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    Oprah's Elliptical


    I was half expecting this would be about her being the size of a galaxy
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I don't like ellipticals; I prefer treadmills.
     
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    Obviously never used.
     
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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    you know thats never been used
     
  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You know it's got to be in great shape.
     
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    unclefreddy Well-Known Member

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    If Oprah had Liposuction, I'm sure there are fans that would buy her fat.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Oh it's used alright- just obviously defective. Didn't work one bit on Okra.
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    When does she start selling vials of her spit out watermelon seeds?
     
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    "The Oprah Winfrey Collection".....it's like it's bigger than life. That motor must be worn to shreds with that fat buffalo hopping on that thing.
     
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    She had to upgrade to the new one.

    She could only hang one laundry basket of clothes on this one.

    The new one, she can get two baskets of clothes on.
     
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    Like new? I bet it's still in the box.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    How dare you.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    How dare you.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I love it. All the fucken money in the world and you can't buy weight loss! Fuck you Billionaires!
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    I'm surprised that it's not crushed from all that weight. Poor machine.