Oral from an ugly/old person?

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Oral from an ugly/old person?

Poll closed Jul 2, 2016.
  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. asseater

    asseater Active Member

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    These opportunities don't come around much!
     
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  2. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Any sex is good sex until you have to cuddle with them I guess.
     
  3. asseater

    asseater Active Member

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    That's my issue! They offer it as NSA but then yap-yap-yap-yap-yap...
     
  4. FeetToTaste

    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member

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    Username checks out.
     
  5. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    If they're reeeeeeeeeeeeeally good at it, then yes!!!

    :c
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Hiya, Asseater. Thanks for in the inquiry.

    Let's see, I'm in my early 40s now, so who am I to turn down a nice aged fellow? But does he have to be old AND ugly?
     
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  7. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    You had me at oral.
     
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  8. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Sure why not.
     
  9. asseater

    asseater Active Member

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    Hi Jayla and yes! The person has to be unattractive to you - in my case they are older.

    Not repulsive but just offering random sexual favors due to their attraction to you.
     
  10. Tranquil

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    Do you believe in the old adage "It's better to give, than to receive"? Sometimes I wonder :bigthink
     
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Then I'm gonna have to say no. Bummer!
     
  12. SuperFarts

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    Thread tag tho.
     
  13. Tranquil

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    Damn! I was going to ask for a favor, but I know the answer now.

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    asseater Active Member

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    I hate to turn this type of thing down but I've been avoiding it for that same reason. :shakey:
     
  15. asseater

    asseater Active Member

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    None was an option - I didn't see any that fit...
     
  16. asseater

    asseater Active Member

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    They say they're good at it but some people say anything to get into your pants!
     
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  17. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Well, look; once they're down there, you can tell immediately if they are good at it or not!!!

    Pull the plug on it if they suck at it.

    Lay back. close your eyes, think of a beautiful person, and enjoy the ride if they are good at it.

    :c
     
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    I understand your dilemma.

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  19. newcastlefan

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    yes.

    if its a guy that pretty much describes most of us. luckily everybody looks perfect in the dark.
     
  20. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Not in the bar you don't, shitbird