Osama Bin Laden and Howard Stern, similar traits

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, May 2, 2012.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    There is an article that I just read online about 10 things we learned about Osama since the raid. Five of the traits surprisingly apply to Howard.

    1:He was a hoarder
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    He had an 'extensive' porn collection
    3:
    He liked to watch himself
    4:
    He was largely isolated, and flailing
    5:
    He was 'delusional'
     
  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    6: He was tall and had a big nose that made him look like a pelican.
    7: He fucked over America.
    8: His wife fucked Arabs too.
     
  3. Winst

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    Both were very upset with MSNBC's firing/removal of Keith Olbermann. :coffee:
     
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    Osama got to bang Beth at her peek tho.. howard got the left overs
     
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    Apparently neither one of them had a stylist because both look like complete idiots in their garb.
     
  6. Mister Joshua

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    The big hook nose apparently
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    osama worked more than 3 days/week
     
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    Osama's projects saw the light of day
     
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    Jesus, now you guys are saying Howard is worse than Osama Bin Laden :jj:
     
  10. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    He let other people do the real work and took all the credit.

    Hid away in a mansion.

    Didn't admit to having a bowling alley. (Okay, just Howard.)
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    Relax jerkoff. We're just saying he is as bad, not worse than Osama.
     
  12. Undead

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    One made you laugh...the other one didn't.
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

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    Yeah, Osama was the "Jokeman" of the Middle East.
     
  14. Undead

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    Nah...actually it was Jackie that didn't make you laugh...good try though.

    [video=youtube;ZQSUxN3gFN8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSUxN3gFN8[/video]
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

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    Jackie was hilarious.

    [video=youtube;LcahwuPhatY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcahwuPhatY[/video]
     
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    Both had a fetish for women's clothes: Howard's scarves, Osama's robes
    Both had declining listenership


    Howard: One company or two: Sirius and XM?
    Osama: One religion or two: Sunni's and Shi'ites?
     
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    both jews
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    Osama wasn't Jewish. He was actually willing to spend his money.
     
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    One lived in a man cave
    One lived in a cave, man
     
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    both Capricorn