Oscar Pistorius may be forced to stay in jail because he has NO ANKLES for electronic tag

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  1. SomerSky

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    • Athlete hopes for release after just ten months for killing Reeva Steenkamp
    • But prison bosses have told him he cannot take part in monitoring scheme
    • They say tag cannot be properly monitored if fitted to his removable limbs
    • Tags can't by law be fixed to wrists because they are too easily taken off
    • Prosecution's request to appeal manslaughter verdict to be heard on Dec 9
    • Pistorius being held in the same prison cell as disgraced former Police chief
    • He is served porridge, a basic lunch and slices of buttered bread for dinner

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    ...and no one has thought of attaching it to his wrist? better yet lock it on his neck like a collar.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    "Hey, what do you call a guy with no legs on your front poorch?

    MATT! Hhhhhaaarrrrrruuuuuhhhhuuuuuueeeee!!,! Oh, come on, this is killer shit!

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    ...hmmm "cant be attached to wrist" we got a problem!


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    Ten months?

    Fuck this sniveling douchebag. Call us back in ten years and we'll put one around his neck.
     
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    I guess my post has no legs.....
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    Not having ankles is his Achilles heel
     
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    Running Man had the right idea with those exploding neck collars.
     
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    Irony ...proof that God has a sense of humor.
     
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    Other inmates have been in similar situations and they haven't made exceptions. At least he has to eat shitty prison food for another 9 months at the minimum. Buttered bread for dinner. The worst US prisons feed their inmates more than that.
     
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    This whole thread has no legs.
     
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