Oscar Pistorius shoots the "Zombie Stopper"

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    This video was shown in court today. "The Walking Dead" should cast Oscar for next season.


    [video=youtube;5VWDIlSMTMc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VWDIlSMTMc#t=47[/video]
     
  2. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    So fucking guilty. I hope the judge isn't buying his sobbing and wretching "Oscar" performance.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    He is soooooo fucking guilty. If he walks it will be a travesty and really hard on her family.
     
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    Anyone who shoots through doors with no clue what's behind them should be in jail a long time anyway. I don't care what you assumed or if you were on stumps or if you cry and puke in court. Who is worse, the guy who gets mad and shoots the woman (dumb enough to be with him) he argued with or your neighbor who sprays bullets around town with no regard for anyone? I want random guy locked up, he might shoot me.
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Oscar Pistorius testified today that he didn't "purposefully" fire his gun four times killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, that the gunfire was an accident.

    You can't fucking fire a semi automatic pistol 4 times "accidentally"
     
  6. MutteringJohn

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  7. CaptainFrank

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    What was his motivation for wanting to kill that hot piece of ass though?

    He should have gone with the ambien defense...
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i watched his testimony today it was pretty good. im going to watch it again tomorrow. the prosecutor gets to be really argumentative in his questioning. it looks like they dont take no for an answer in court over there, im not sure of the rules but the prosecutor demanded answers to his questions and there was no objection from the defense of interference from the judge. it was pretty good.
     
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    Except for OJ, this might be the longest murder trial of all time.

    100 years ago this guy would have been a year in his grave already, after having been hung from a tree by the Sheriff.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    His motivation is that he is a jealous, low self esteem having, entitled piece of legless shit that didn't get his way. This fucKing guy is a piece of shit and if you believe otherwise then i definitely have to reconsider the small amount of faith I have left in thedemocratic justice systems.
     
  11. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    That's a $500 holo-sight. Who the fuck would want that zombie shit all over a solid piece of equipment. A couple years ago, Mossberg put out a 12 gauge and a lever gun with toxic green zombie shit written all over 'em. I'd feel like a fucking idiot bringing that to the range.

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  12. MutteringJohn

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    Here come da Judge!

    Judge Thokozile Masipa
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  13. Mojopin

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    BANG! whoops!

    BANG! damn it!

    BANG! Jesus! stupid gun!

    BANG! FUCK!!
     
  14. UpInSmoke123

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    I say take his arms and make him run around on 4 of those boomerang-looking prostheses like a robo dog.
     
  15. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    If he does go to prison in SA he is so high profile that they will put him in protective custody. There is no way they are going to let a former national hero get murdered or severely injured in prison
     
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    Spatula boy gonna be workin the salad bar.
     
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    I swear to god , Oscar was one of Thermian aliens in the movie "Galexy Quest"

    compare voices

    [video=youtube;dAvzGTv0tJM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAvzGTv0tJM[/video]


    to

    [video=youtube;68PKNjftFeg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68PKNjftFeg[/video]