Other Beth Stern beauty advice..beside buying your hairspray in France b/c it's cheap

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Never be seen w/o something ruffled or pink, b/c it makes a 40 yr ode look so much younger"

    "Always have pics taken by your photoshopping husband or else you look like an oil slick after a rig disaster"

    "Always wear a hat to cover your roots, and hide that overbleached hair with extensions"
     
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    because I'm Blonde. B - L - O - N - D Don't you wish you were me.


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    "You can save a few bucks by going to a terrible surgeon for your breast implants. You can get money out of a man without having sex with him, so no one will even notice."
     
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    "I use Tail Be Tame to get the tangles out". Beth whinnies and trots off.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    When will this vapid bitch disappear???? :dontknow:
     
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    "Sell your soul and motherhood to the devil. You will get money and a mansion in the Hamptons for it"
     
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    :rofl: :jj:
     
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    Did you just reference Julie Brown in the 80s?

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  10. Joe Bauers

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    I was wondering if it was too old. :D
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    what other experience does Beth have to offer advice on? how to land a rich old jew?