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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Snake bites customer’s head in Mississippi Lowe’s store
    The customer was opening a cabinet at the Corinth outlet 2:30 p.m. Saturday when the chicken snake suddenly jumped out, reports WTVA. The nonvenomous critter locked its fangs onto the unidentified victim’s head.
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, January 21, 2015, 8:00 AM
    [​IMG] Spencer Platt/Getty Images Lowe's motto to 'never stop improving' seems to apply to snakes and their hunting skills, at least in one Mississippi store, an unfortunate customer discovered.
    A terrified shopper was bitten on the head by a snake at a Lowe's store in Mississippi.

    The customer was opening a cabinet at the Corinth outlet 2:30 p.m. Saturday when the chicken snake suddenly jumped out, reports WTVA.

    The nonvenomous critter locked its fangs onto the unidentified victim's head.

    It's unclear how the victim managed to dislodge the serpent, which is also known as a black rat snake, corn snake or pilot snake.

    But the shopper was rushed to Magnolia Regional Health Center for treatment. The patient's current condition is not known.

    Amanda Manna, spokeswoman for the home improvement store chain, said an investigation was launched, reported Consumerist.

    Police Chief Ralph Dance would not comment further, reported the Clarion-Ledger.

    Chicken snakes can grow to 5 feet long, can climb up smooth wood surfaces, and usually feast on rodents and birds.
     
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    I smell lawsuit...
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Sweet Jesus... Hate snakes... this gives me the willies.
     
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    BarberFloyd God Bless DuPont Chemicals Banned User

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I have never heard of a chicken snake before
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Well someone is worth a fortune now.
     
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    I had a scarlet king snake in my garage 2 weeks ago...Pretty cool looking....Very similar looking to the badass Coral snake
     
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    Fuck this thing!
     
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