WTF Ouch

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Last night when I had my chicken dinner I wanted some sauce for the chicken and I was feeling frisky so I made a composite of horseradish sauce and Sriracha

    Holy fuck was that a mistake

    I'm currently on the toilet shitting out liquid hot magma

    How was your night?


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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That was one of those dumps where my endorphins kicked in
     
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    Those hurt and are not the satisfying feeling you get from birthing a football.
     
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    My wife made tacos last night.

    Fucking terrible. Of course like every married man since ever I had to choke them down while thanking her for making them.

    If I had any real balls I would have called the health department to remove the vile concoction and the department of child services to remove my wife for poisoning our children.

    Other than that, I'm great.
     
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    so hot!
     
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    Endorphins are an endangered species. That's why I don't eat tuna.
     
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    How can a taco be terrible?
    She should take lessons from a pro.

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    are you sweating and panting?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    What is on those? Any meat?
     
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    horseradish and sriracha? Youre lucky its just your ass burning, in Oslo youd get murked for something so retarded
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No I'm all better now

    I'm about ten pounds lighter and my asshole feels like a seafront village after the Vikings have left
     
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    What does murked mean
     
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    thats funny because your bald head looks like youre wearing a viking helmet without the horns
     
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    GP2 once again embarrassing chriza in his own thread
     
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    Fisted by a 49 year old who is eating a pizza.
     
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    Garypagetwo taking no prisoners today :cool:
     
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