Ouch!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had some Totino's pizza last night with some very hot hot sauce

    And it just showed up to party

    :worried:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    So how's YOUR morning going? :smile:
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I am taking a shit as we speak
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    That last dump was so painful it set off my endorphins
     
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    so what is for lunch?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    did your upper pussy lip sweat?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Something really light, I'm taking Miss Chriza out to dinner
     
  8. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    try some shrimp tacos
     
  9. DrSublux

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    What is the evolution of your sign in name? has it ever been explained?
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I want answers god dammit
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    It feels like a rhino charged through my colon
     
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    I can't get Bob Spongepants off my screen
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! :woot:
     
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    My kid used to call him Sqongebob Sparepants. :jj:




    Guess you had to be there. :eek:
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I just heard a dog bark and it sounded like the laugh at the end of Thriller
     
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    guess you had to be there
     
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  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    [video=youtube_share;DwyMB19q7ms]http://youtu.be/DwyMB19q7ms[/video]
     
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    Did you put mayo on your pizza?
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No but Miss Chriza used mustard o_O