Out of each batch of kittens Beth fosters one has to be bad

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    All of the kittens exhibit the same behavior but Beth is so infantile she determines one is bad. Beth is 5 years old now by the time Howard is 80 she might mature into a 10 year old.




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    4 hours ago
    Look who climbed my sweater and onto my back... #badpoundcake
     
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    Why is this cat called "poundcake"? Does she want to eat it?
     
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    she takes pictures with cats

    this is how she spends a fair amount of her time

    that's sorta fucked up
     
  6. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    You trying to decipher the mind of a child.
     
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    the horse is strong in this one[​IMG]
     
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    Good thing there was a camera nearby to capture this amazing moment - too bad she couldn't also get another one of her magazine covers on the wall into the picture.
     
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    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member DawgShed News Gold

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    She needs to do something about her eyebrows. :coffee:

    Very, very aging. She probably can't even figure out why she looks so, so much older.
     
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    Bullshit it climbed her sweater. She put it there.
     
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    she is an expert at keep her wonk hidden :jj: lets just say she is very wonk aware
     
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    Yeah, you fucking imbecilic attention whore. You were just sitting at your desk carefully crunching numbers and drawing up some preliminary plans for an upcoming project when all of a sudden, out of the complete blue, that fucking kitten came out of nowhere and sprinted up your sweater. None of us would have believed it either, which is why we are so fortunate that you happened to have a camera there to document that totally random moment.

    #mongoloidtrophywife
     
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    her skin looks horrible even with all that makeup spackled on there.
     
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    Is that a black head on her upper lip? Ewww, gross!
     
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