Out Of Orange Juice - Shoot Your Kid

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    LATEST BATON ROUGE POLICE NEWS
    A father in Baton Rouge on Sunday shot at his 18-year-old son, striking him in the buttocks after the two got into an argument over a lack of orange juice in the home, according to the Baton Rouge Police Department.

    Several family members told police that Eldridge Dukes, 58, and his son got into a heated argument inside their living around 2:30 a.m. Sunday morning. As the argument escalated, Dukes' son broke a porcelain vase and Dukes armed himself with a handgun and began chasing his son throughout the home and out the front door.

    Police say Dukes then pursued his son on foot, fired at him several times and ultimately struck him in his buttocks.

    Police found Dukes' son collapsed in the driveway suffering from a single gunshot wound. The victim was taken to Baton Rouge General Mid City Hospital to receive non-life threatening treatment.

    Dukes was booked with attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon into East Baton Rouge Parish.

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  2. pontius pilot

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    i'm just happy to hear that they're drinking orange juice and not purple drink.
     
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  3. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    #OrangeJuice Matters
     
  4. tv910

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    I'm sure a white policeman must be at fault somehow. Are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson on their way to Baton Rouge yet?
     
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    Sounds like a segment in a Shameless episode.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    he didn't taste his juice
    and then he did wore his ass the fuck out
     
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  7. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    that literally caused me to spit on my computer screen :bounce:
     
  8. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    Perhaps the vase was of the Ming dynasty.
     
  9. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room Gold

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    Purple "Drizzank"
     
  10. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    He's an OG. Gin and juice!
     
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    Rescued Owl Well-Known Member

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    The Dad is 58. The "kid" is probably 45 years old.
     
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  12. RONNIE THE CLAW

    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member

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    what's he gonna do in jail when someone takes his bread? or grape jelly?
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    drank and sizzurp