Out of town on business, what should I do for fun?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    It's almost 7 in Dallas. I'm done with my customer and don't have another until 10 tomorrow. What should I do that wont land me in jail?
     
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    hookers and cocaine and Russian roulette
     
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    Teen anal.

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    In Dallas? Fuck a couple bartenders. I'd go with female, but whatever.
     
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    Open drawer on night stand & read the bible.

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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Go hang with George w. he lives there, i bet he has some good coke.
     
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    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    I'm pretty sure this is like 90% of the reason business trips are even still a thing...... so guys increase the opportunity to be able to cheat on their wives.
     
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    Ah, the days of business travel & expense accounts ... had some great meals that way :hersh:
     
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    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    I didn't know he was married. If I knew that I would have recommended some Mexican meth and posted my affiliate link to a cam whore site.
     
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    Eat at pappadeaux
     
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    If you're bored, I could tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly...
     
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    surf the internet and jerk off.
     
  14. AmishGirl

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    Got good reviews on Yelp ... :munch:
     
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    King Schmaltz Well-Known Member

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    Every time I go to Dallas or phoenix I make time to eat there the food is really good.
     
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    I live in dfw. Where are you and what kind of fun are you looking for?
     
  17. Biffa Bacon

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    It's not WHAT you can do, but WHO you can do.
     
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    This ! I love that place
     
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    Another hooker vote. :coffee:
     
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    Go to a dive bar. Pick up a southern girl. Buy her a few drinks. That's what id do.