Out-Yoda'd

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by markluke, Nov 12, 2014.

  1. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    shouldn't you be reporting this book to Disney?
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Never!!

    :grouch:
     
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    GARY PUPPET!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
    [​IMG] I would like a sausage;)
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Proceeds from the book go to build a small, tasteless room in a larger cat prison.
     
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    "Robin, let's just say that this Joan A. De Bruin probably shouldn't be left alone with small kittens."
     
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    So what you're saying is Beth stole the idea and title from someone else? Beth should just stick to what she knows best, gold digging and attention whoring.
     
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    The problem for Beth is that she has seen a lot of emerging competition as of late. Hilaria Baldwin, Kim Kardashian, Chelsea Handler, and a few more up- and-comers seem to really be stepping up their game in late 2014. Lets get real, here...there are only so many Twitter likes to go around. Look no further than what happened last night. Beth had a special pair of shoes flown in late in the afternoon that perfectly matched the MSG court, only to have her thunder stolen by that bitch Taylor Swift. WTF??
     
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    Why?
     
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    i gots 5 brilliant reviews already typed up and ready for Amazon
     
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    derp cause thats what they said her derp they would do when moose first used the name. isn't that funny now they should say they are going to report this nobody cause life should be fair in this rose colored alt universe :rolleyes:
     
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    Ya but Beth is hated and this person is unknown. Silly mlaw...always missing the important details.
     
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    but never a chance to state the most mundane contrarian point :jj:
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    And she thinks she's the only sane one.:confused:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    the fact that there is another Yoda children's book published at about the same time as Cunt's book makes me so happy. I wonder if she is aware of it yet and if it will fuck with search results on Amazon.
     
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    Since Yoda books with teachable afflictions and disabilities seems to be the soup du jour, I'm already planning mine to be about a kleptomaniac feline named Yoda who suffers 3x daily from sex addiction. Should sell like hotcakes!

    Given all of that, of the existing competing kids' cat books recently published, as posted yesterday, this one that actually teaches how to feed feral cats where the proceeds go to the NY Humane Society, a charity that actually is legitimate and goes into kill shelters to save some of the doomed innocent animals, should be the one that's alternately-promoted every where &time Beef's charade of a ghost written book is mentioned.

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    Cats are a ban to the environment.. feral fuckers that kill for pleasure. I will shoot every one I can.

    No cat problem out here in the sticks as the coyotes love outdoor cats.
     
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    “In Athens-Clarke County, we found that about 30 percent of the sampled cats were successful in capturing and killing prey, and that those cats averaged about one kill for every 17 hours outdoors or 2.1 kills per week. It was also surprising to learn that cats only brought 23 percent of their kills back to a residence. We found that house cats will kill a wide variety of animals, including: lizards, voles, chipmunks, birds, frogs, and small snakes.”

    “If we extrapolate the results of this study across the country and include feral cats, we find that cats are likely killing more than 4 billion animals per year, including at least 500 million birds. Cat predation is one of the reasons why one in three American bird species are in decline,” said Dr. George Fenwick, President of American Bird Conservancy.

    http://www.wildlifemanagementinstit...-than-thought&catid=34:ONB Articles&Itemid=54