Outline The Procedures Howard has had done

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  1. dawg

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    ✔ Wig.
    ✔ Nose Job.
    ✔ New Teeth.
    ✔ Chin job.
    ✔ Neck tuck.
    ✔ Laser hair removal.
    ✔ ?
    ✔ ?
     
  2. schnauzer

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    Castration
     
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    I need more paper..
     
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    Estrogen treatments.
     
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    face lift or brow lift maybe?
     
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    Labiaplasty
     
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    Darth Vadar voice modulator implant.
     
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    BallsIntoBethsPurseEctomy
     
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    Lobotomy
     
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    Not much of a procedure but he got that stupid beth tattoo on his finger.
     
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    Anal bleaching
     
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    Prostate exams from Ralphie.
     
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    He's in the middle of the centipede....the one who spews shit from his mouth
     
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    Humorectomy
     
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    I choose All the Above.

    But that fucking CHIN! :facepalm:
    Someone help me out here for a potential photoshop, if I can pull it off. What was that animated Christmas Cartoon where the narrator was a puppet with the huge long chin? (might have been Dick Van Dyke...)

    I'm drawing a blank, probably from lack of sleep. :ucoffee:
     
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    He won't get his bum knee fixed because the pain is all in his head, but he'll happily go under the knife to get his face carved up.
     
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    Wasn't that Fred Astaire? Santa Clause is Coming to Town