Outrageous claims made by Newcastlefan

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Sep 5, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    1. He could make a nuclear bomb in his apartment by following the instructions on wikipedia
    2. He can make a fusion reactor it he wanted to but he's just never bothered to figure it out
    3. He can make his own gasoline way cheaper than the oil companies and source his own diesel
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I believe him.
     
  3. Swayze

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    I do too

    The little Jew developer is very resourceful...:c
     
  4. Swayze

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    He also said he could order weapons grade uranium online :jj:
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    He'll tell you he's the king of these barrio streets.
     
  6. Gas Face

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    He does say some crazy stuff
     
  7. Oderus

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    He once edited a post 6 months after he made it and refuses to this day to tell me why he did it.
     
  8. jokeland

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    3. his people are chosen by god
     
  9. Swayze

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    I think he gets loaded a lot and says crazy shit
     
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    :secret: NSA
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    He knows something about everything. I'd love to have a beer with him, if I drank :c
     
  12. Oderus

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    nah, this was back in 2008 or so. Pre-SB days.
     
  13. Swayze

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    Incorrect

    He reads shit online all day long and parrots it back on other boards and tries to pass it off as his own.

    I remember there was a story about some murders somewhere in the US and he piped up saying something along the lines of "I wouldn't be suprised if the murderer was a cattle rancher cause he used this chemical ranchers use" as if he knows a goddamned thing about farming.

    Turns out he was 100% off base :jj:
     
  14. newcastlefan

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    who let the fag back in?
     
  15. Swayze

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    Hey bud

    Can you explain to us again how you can make a nuclear weapon?
     
  16. Lemmy

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    Didn't he claim that he got tortured at a local carnival? :coffee:
     
  17. Swayze

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    shouldn't you be pulling bombs out of Marios gape hole?

    Faggot
     
  18. Lemmy

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    Be careful so you don't get attacked by a vicious dog. :coffee:
     
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    Canadian. :coffee:
     
  20. Swayze

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    cram some more coffee n donuts down your gullet, PIG