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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Snort, Jul 30, 2016.

  1. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Takes the "bar vs stern" shit very seriously. Also, start dates mean EVERYTHING to nutjob.

    Thank you.

    -Sternstillrulz
    -Howardsannoyingsnort
    -Snort
    -Chris

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  2. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    I'd also take the influx of Islamic refugees being foisted on the citizenry seriously if I were German like @thegroovologist
     
  3. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    He Hates bar posters :jj:

    And he wishes bad things would happen to Howard and his family. Why you ask.... well, because.... He changed his radio show. :wtf:
     
  4. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Call out thread alerted on!
     
  5. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    If this^^ doesn't prove how fucking weird this dude is, idk what would.
     
  6. Mr Sinister

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    He does a lot of equations and mathematical statistics
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    He sucks.
     
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  8. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    We're in the bar, little girl.
     
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  9. Mr Sinister

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    Ov how to respond to the judgement set fourth by the mods and admins that mark mayonaise is not bypassing the block system



    :munch:
     
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  10. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    who won that beauty contest between you and mlaw at SFN?. I'd call it a draw Bob
     
  11. Mr Sinister

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    Eagerly awaiting a reply
     
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  12. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    He's probably serious too :facepalm:
     
  13. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    @OV
     
  14. Mr Sinister

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    He will answer in time


    Be patient my child
     
  15. nazdrowie

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    I had job before this, I had a job before this. Ultimately, it was that job that drove me into this. I worked at an aquarium, an aquarium with lots of money from the government so it was HUUUGGEE! I uh I was a clean n' scrub man we called each other in the C n' S union. I scrubbed the inside of the killerwhaletank. The, and after a while the boys in the C n' S or clean n' scrub we just sort of made it one word: the killerwhaletank, the killerwhaletank uh, the killerwhaletank uh. I'm going into the killerwhaletank UH yeah. I got along with these two big beasts so well, it was like they knew me they looked at me with their hundred year old eyes and it was like they knew me. High, I'd put on my SCUBA gear, my mask, my regulator, {breath} and I'd fall into the tank with nary a sound maybe a pfftt. And then I was underwater. Sometimes, I'd jump out, right in front of the window when people are expecting a killerwhale and they see a human, they get spooked. Spooked. Anyway I'd do that. But I was in the water this particular day, unbeknownst to me, Shamu and Bartholomew, their relationship had grown stale, seems I was going in there so much and looking so good, Shamu took a shining to me, and they're so smart those things ya know they've got all these human emotions, love, l___, GREED, hundred year old eye jealousy. Bartholomew was LIVID. Unbeknownst to me I can't hear a g______ thing underwater. He came up he was b__ping up against me a lot. The stale, killerwhale, b__ping up against someone so pale and frail. How was I to know the killerwhale whose relationship had gone stale, well, he brushes up against me sometimes, skin's like sandpaper I say "Hey man, Bartholomew what's up? What's up? What's going on big fella? What is it? What is it? I, I don't wanna steal your mommy, and I sure don't want to take the place of your daddy, I only want to be your friend." And he circled around and I thought we were all patched up and I was scrubbing and he took my- he came up, he came up, he came up, he ripped my left arm off. I mean the killerwhale they're beasts of the deep they're I mean they're quite dossile and friendly in captivity but somewhere along the line, the thousands of years of breeding just snapped and he took my left arm, man he took my left arm, took my f*cking left arm. "Wha-What is it Bartholomew?" I spoke to him in a language he could understand, as I came back.
     
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  16. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    Exactly
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Who started that thread? Was that you?
     
  18. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Schmoopy i believe.. but it was a classic
     
  19. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Fuck that Stern section, buncha posers. :punch:



    Don't really know OV, I'm sure he's fine. :hug:
     
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