Overheard at Wal-Mart today

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    I was in the Father's Day card aisle

    Mom, to her 2 kids: You have to spend at least 10 minutes looking for the right card or it don't mean anything

    How nice, i thought. she's teaching them something thoughtful. The kids spend a few minutes picking out cards, then they all move down to the end of the aisle.

    Older kid, reading aloud from a card: To my husband on Father's Day

    Mom: Pffft...he ain't my husband
     
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    Apostrophe's in their names?
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy 2010 OG Gold

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    i'm going to go not too far out on a limb and say yes indeed.

    and they don't have the same last name as their momma.
     
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    Comma to the top!:grad:
     
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    :doh:


    i'm slipping in my old age
     
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    Blacks are just regular people with no genetic difference.
     
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    "I couldn't be more pleased. No, wait, maybe if they were Mexicans.."
     
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    Le-a

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    I picked my custom made Father's Day card today:

    Dear Dad,

    I enjoyed having your cock inside my mouth during my youth because it helped me pick my career.

    Love,

    Your loving son, Queen Victoria
     
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    Yes, I hate it when people call them gorillas. At least gorillas care for their young.
     
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    Oh just ignore her. We all do.

    And :hw:
     
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    Quze me where tha baby daddy isle is?
     
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    wtf?
     
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    what is the purple stuff?
     
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    Shouldn't you be busy praying to some magical, wall-crawling ghetto baby?