WTF Overheard just now in the TSA line

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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    "I can't wait until we fly together as a band, then we can play music on the plane."



    What's worse, this or a hijacking?

    Oh, and if I knew what a millenial was, I'd say they were a couple of them
     
  2. Roland Schwinn

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    You should just casually say... "Someone smells like weed."
     
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    How do you know they aren't really good? Perhaps you'd like their music? Or maybe you'd end up with an awesome story about how you got to see a now famous band play together on a plane years ago?
     
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    Tell them you hope they make it, like Buddy Holly did.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Tell the guards at the front of the line that Allah Akbar and his pal here in front of you were just plotting some 9/11 shit.

    :c
     
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    how bout you stop listening to other peoples conversations
     
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    It's not like millennials invented the idea of singing on planes. :coffee:

    Don't get me wrong, they still suck!
     
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    "I have a bomb!" is a great name for the band!
     
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    The security line sucks, and flying coach is on the same level as riding a bus now. In fact, it's worse because bus drivers could care less if you have tree with you.
     
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    Bomb Jovi.
     
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    The airlines suck dick, charging for checked baggage so now everyone lugs 2 bags a piece and tries to jamb it into the overhead. Takes an hour to just get on the dam plane. Isn't there some way to get these bastards to relax the baggage fees? I heard that some Senators were trying to get it done but our Congress can't get shit done so I guess we're fucked.
     
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    Anyone else remember the piano bars they used to have in the upper deck of 747's?

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Mr Pink

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    There's a time and place for everything. Firing up your band, which you think is good but 80% of those you force it on probably dont, in a tiny metal tube, with 200 people stuffed into is neither the time nor place for that presumptuous shit.
     
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    Damn right.

    Get me a double gin and tonic, I'm in premium economy and that shit is free, son!!!
     
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    If the worst part of your airline trip was kids trying to play a guitar, you might have had the best traveling experience in the last 20 years.
     
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    Uhh...I can look away from stupid bumper stickers or lame tattoos which someone is begging for me to look at because they wear a sleeveless shirt, but i can't listen-away from someone 2 feet next to me. So, no, I can't stop listening to other people's conversations. It's physically impossible.

    Keep that in mind the next time you want to say something dumb in public.
     
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    Back in the 90's my girlfriend got off a four hour flight with 50 glee club members. They had been singing at top volume the whole flight. The look on her face could best be described as murderous.
     
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    I remember stuff like this. People used to dress for flights, now its nothing but disgusting slobs in flip flops and shorts. The fucking world sucks now.

    Look at that picture, everyone is dressed nicely, having a cocktail, even the negro is behaving properly.
     
  20. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    Did you get an autograph?
     
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