Overweight/obese people: Do you incorporate your folds of fat into your love making?

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    It would seem that there's a lot of surface area available to you... It'd be a shame to not get some usefulness out of it, no? ;)


    Please share your innovations & experiences. . . .

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    The folds are good places to hide snacks during sex.
     
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    Jesus. What?!
     
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    We should ask 2manboobs. Bet he would know.
     
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    But, then you've rendered that particular fold unavailable for sexual penetration ... Its best to keep the refreshments on the nightstand
     
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    Ass & armpits are the only substantial creases I possess ..... Furthermore, I don't fancy other dudes. So, I generally don't allow other men to approach my vicinity while de-clothed.
     
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    Says you :coffee:
     
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    You shpuld change your name then. Its deceiving and frankly, disappointing
     
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    ...Plus, all that natural fold-cheese would go to waste
     
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    I've had the same screen name for 6-7 years ... I toyed with the idea of switching over to Freddy Flatulence, but I'd miss my old name too much, I fear.
     
  12. Capn Crud

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    I like the poop threads better
     
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    :jj: Cap'n loves dumps
     
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    I made 3 today :shit::shit::shit:

    made up for a 2 or 3 day run of lackluster poops
     
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    Your poor wife :sad:
     
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    lol we were at dinner tonight at a nice restaurant and I told her I had a lot of room because I took a huge dump today. She was all :rolleye:
     
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    Diversification is crucial in keeping those fresh
     
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    Cool
     
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    Ugh, brain bleach needed ....

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    Epic thread.