Owe taxes?

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  1. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit VIP

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    Stern related because money.

    OUCH I owe money on taxes. Not pleased about this. Did not see this coming. Thought I'd break even. This sucks REGALLY.

    HEY HONEY HOW ABOUT TOP RAMEN FOR DINNER? UNTIL JULY?
     
  2. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    the first person's taxes i did today is paying.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb

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    Pay the taxes happily people.
    A small part goes into my social security check each month. :) :p
     
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    the G-man Lawyers, Guns and Money Gold

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    Owe 13k state and local combined this year.
     
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    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

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    Every 3 months and tax day. No EITC Disneyland trips for this schlub.
     
  8. Salvatore Stockbroker

    Salvatore Stockbroker Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Maybe if you put "Democrat" as your middle name, i.e. James "Democrat" Nelson, the IRS might make you slide without paying.
     
  9. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Fucking mooch!
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    At the minimum it would decrease the chances of an audit.
     
  11. Wiggy

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    "Democrat or "Sharpton". If you do the latter, you don't have to pay taxes and you get to chill at the whitehouse.
     
  12. x76

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    OUCH maybe I ought to just shut up
     
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    You might want to track down this bitch

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  14. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit VIP

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    She's hot! And I'm free later...
     
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  15. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984...

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    She isn't.
     
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    I worked all me life and earned every penny of that social security you meathead!
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Yeah, but what have you done for me lately?
     
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    I owe about tree fiddy.
     
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    Pig The original Dorb

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    Your off today. Drop over to my house and I will give you a big fat smoochy kiss tongue and all right on the lips. :wub:
     
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    CUT THE FAT IN D.C., FOLKS, VOTE TRUMP
     
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