Owned at a haunted house

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Man Dies In Haunted House, Mistaken For Prop For Almost 2 Weeks

    http://empirenews.net/man-dies-in-haunted-house-mistaken-for-prop-for-almost-2-weeks/

    .............The mystery of the incorrect ticket count was solved late last week when a 6-year-old visitor told his parents he was very frightened of the “old, dead stinky man” on the second level. “I heard the little boy say that,” said Hank, “and I thought – ‘Oh great!’ If kids are getting a scare, well, that’s the whole fun of it. Every year we add new props – we have mummies, skeletons, and mannequins, plus the ol’ peeled grapes as eyeballs in a bowl, strobe lights, fog machines – crowd favorites, I guess you’d call them. Unfortunately, it was not one of our props that had scared the boy.”..........
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Empire News is a satirical and entertainment website. We only use invented names in all our stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.
     
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    Mother fucker :facepalm:
     
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    Owned at Dawg's :dancin:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I was just testing you guys to separate the rubes.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    oops
     
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    Thread closed. Nothing to see here, folks.