Entertainment Oxycontin is what dreams are made of

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  1. skylarbrie

    skylarbrie VIP Extreme Gold

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    i dreamed of 10' tall nurses during my recent stay at a hospital, and the oral favors from eager nurses were just a distraction...tell of your trips with opiates...
     
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    one time i took 5mg of vicodin and tripped for 2 hours then slept for 6 days
     
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    I just got an 8ball like 20min ago... lol
     
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    #IlluminatiPillBilly
     
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    ...Or hallucinations and fantasies. Just ask Rush Limbaugh.
     
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    20 minutes ago I shoved an opium suppository up my ass but it kept falling out
     
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    or you wind up banging ugly former anchors from CNN and they leave you later
     
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    What was Rush seeing?

    Young Thai boys?

    :c
     
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    When I was young, I shot up both oxy and heroin.... oxy got nothing on smack.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I have no issues with ambien now but when I first started taking them, apparently I mentioned to the wife about having sex with the housecleaner.
     
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    wow- really?

    Daryn Kagan

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    I have built up a high tolerance to hydrocodone because of some chronic pain and nagging injuries. I need to talk my PCP into switching me over to oxy. The feeling of my soul shining out through my eye sockets was a nice fringe benefit in addition to the analgesic effect.
     
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    Cream of Sum Yung Thai?
     
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    I had nightmares when I tried Ambien - vivid fucking snakes on everything nightmares
     
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    I've never slept well on opiates. Relaxed as fuck? Sure.

    It's like they keep me from entering REM sleep.
     
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    Always thought that one was playing on Suzy Kolber's team.
     
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    Yeah, Rush got busted with pills in one of those "Sex Tourism" countries.

    He banged, and then got dumped by that beast Daryn?!!!

    His current wife is gorge.
     
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