Oy vey

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So my ex girlfriend texts me and tells me some sick piece of shit has been texting her 12 year old daughter all this vile shit, everything from asking about her tits and her family to actual threats of rape. She's got police at the house now checking for signs of break in and even hidden cameras.

    :facepalm:

    And all I could think was...which one of you fuckers did this :jj:
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i think it was Blaaarg
     
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    jay
     
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    :nono:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    so it begins.. i told ya!
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And apparently...you can't trace texts made from prepaid phones???

    Really??? :weird:
     
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    You have an ex-girlfriend with a 12 year old daughter? :eek:

    :facepalm:
     
  11. blairg

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    If you're being serious that's fucking creepy.
     
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    Told ya to watch The Wire :coffee:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :facepalm:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i was banging a chick with a 22 year old son last year...bitch was 41 :dontknow: and she was JWoww hot
     
  16. gilaet

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    So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home,
    and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence.
    And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh? Tolerent Oregon?
     
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    he's lucky he got her!
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm dead serious

    She's 33. I'm 32. Is that weird? :dontknow:
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    HEY FAGGOT, WHERE'S THE NEAREST MCDONALD'S? :jj:
     
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    You on drugs again bro?