Ozzie Guillen.....AKA....."Ham Hands Bill".....

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Chuck Kongo, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Chuck Kongo

    Chuck Kongo Well-Known Member

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    Jeebus, every time I hear Ozzie Guillen apologizing I'm waiting for him to say....."Robin, Robin...take off your PJs....daddy's coming in with the vaseline...."

    Now you would think Richard and Sal might actually be able to create something funny for next week with their abundant radio days off and all of the current Ozzie audio out there right now, but the problem is......A) Do they remember how to create anything funny? Between being neutered by the pelican and just not giving a shit anymore like everyone else on the show are they capable of being funny anymore? and B) If they did create anything funny (that's new), would Howard even have the time or inclination to interrupt the 4 hour AGT infomercial to bother playing it....?

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    Is Kuntye's asshole too sore for you to finger, again?
     
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    LOL? :dontknow:
     
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    I don't know either?
     
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    I had chicken salad for lunch
     
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    Chriza gets pwned again.
     
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    Fucking Naz :pissed:
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I had a chicken sandwich with Dijon mustard. Every weekend I make two 5-pound drunken chickens on my grill, and then eat them all through the week.

    Yes, I know... cool story.
     
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    Why not just make a 10 pound chicken?
     
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    Well, I'm not sure I could get the lid shut if I did that, nor would my grocery store have one that size. They have shitloads of 5 pounders, tho, and two fit perfectly on my grill.

    You ever do the "drunken chicken" thing? Takes about an hour and a half, and it's easier than shit.