Entertainment Ozzy is a sex addict....sounds plausible

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  1. ApeFace

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    a 70 year old, brain dead cripple just can't get enough young pussy. Remember when this guy was just an awesome singer in an awesome band?

    Ozzy Osbourne in ‘intense therapy’ for sex addiction, mistress confesses love
    By Jessica Sager

    August 3, 2016 | 10:17am


    Ozzy Osbourne Photo: Chad Rachman / New York Post
    Ozzy Osbourne has a new excuse for cheating on Sharon.

    “Over the last six years, Ozzy Osbourne has been dealing with a sex addiction,” the rocker’s rep told People on Wednesday.


    The news comes on the heels of Ozzy’s mistress and hairstylist Michelle Pugh gushing about the Black Sabbath frontman.

    “When I say he gave me the greatest love of my life, I mean it,” Pugh told People. “He made me feel like the most beautiful and worshiped woman in the world.” Pugh also claimed that Ozzy, 67, was “unhappy” in his 33-year marriage with Sharon, 63, and that she had “undeniable chemistry” with him. Pugh also said Ozzy “consistently and willingly and generously gave [her] his love.”

    It turns out, Ozzy wasn’t in love after all. “He is sorry if Ms. Pugh took their sexual relationship out of context,” Ozzy’s rep said. “He would like to apologize to the other women he has been having sexual relationships with. Since his relationship with Ms. Pugh was exposed, Ozzy has gone into intense therapy.”

    In May, Sharon and Ozzy briefly split when news of his affair surfaced, but announced on “Good Morning America” last month that their marriage is “back on track.”

    Sorry, Michelle — Ozzy’s just not that into Pugh.
     
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    Would have never guessed it.
     
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    70 years old with a full head of long hair.....
     
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    Does anyone in this story not have a publicist?
     
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    Possible. Just not Howig.
     
  6. Night Ape

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    How ironic is it that when you just don't want to fuck your wife anymore you're a "sex addict"?
     
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    His hair doesnt look like an obvious wig though. Howard's does.
     
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    :cwl::jumping::backlol2::roll::haha::ral::backlol::jumping:
     
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    I'm going to see Sabbath in a few weeks. I sure hope Ozzy is still banging groupies then!
     
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    70 is just a #, keep banging them Ozzie
     
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    So in order to stay married to hideous Sharon he has to give up sex with other women, humiliate himself as a "sex addict" in therapy for the rest of his life and generally be miserable. Great plan.
     
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    Need a pic of the nutty mistress.
     
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    Lol cheating is not a sex addict, sex addiction is when you are spending rent money on whores
     
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    What if I use money meant for my kids lunch money?
     
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    Tough but fair
     
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    Or you get turned on by grape tomatoes.

    Or the sound of corduroy pants rubbing together (Vvvt, vvvt, ejaculate).

    Or a room full of marbles (which is very rare).

    Or cocaine in a man's beard.

    Or seeing three different cheeses together and wanting to have a fromage a' trois.

    SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T UNSEE, BRO!

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    Sharon probably threatened to take his empire away, so he fell in line. She's so heavily involved in his business and doesn't seem the type at all to roll over when publicly humiliated. Ozzy will suffer and be emasculated while Sharon bares the cross of her husband's infidelity and promotes the shit out of herself in People Magazine.
     
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    ozzys new show on history channel is pretty cool