Entertainment Ozzy is a sex addict....sounds plausible

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ApeFace, Aug 3, 2016.

  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    17,533
    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,631
    Likes Received:
    8,983
    a 70 year old, brain dead cripple just can't get enough young pussy. Remember when this guy was just an awesome singer in an awesome band?

    Ozzy Osbourne in ‘intense therapy’ for sex addiction, mistress confesses love
    By Jessica Sager

    August 3, 2016 | 10:17am


    Ozzy Osbourne Photo: Chad Rachman / New York Post
    Ozzy Osbourne has a new excuse for cheating on Sharon.

    “Over the last six years, Ozzy Osbourne has been dealing with a sex addiction,” the rocker’s rep told People on Wednesday.


    The news comes on the heels of Ozzy’s mistress and hairstylist Michelle Pugh gushing about the Black Sabbath frontman.

    “When I say he gave me the greatest love of my life, I mean it,” Pugh told People. “He made me feel like the most beautiful and worshiped woman in the world.” Pugh also claimed that Ozzy, 67, was “unhappy” in his 33-year marriage with Sharon, 63, and that she had “undeniable chemistry” with him. Pugh also said Ozzy “consistently and willingly and generously gave [her] his love.”

    It turns out, Ozzy wasn’t in love after all. “He is sorry if Ms. Pugh took their sexual relationship out of context,” Ozzy’s rep said. “He would like to apologize to the other women he has been having sexual relationships with. Since his relationship with Ms. Pugh was exposed, Ozzy has gone into intense therapy.”

    In May, Sharon and Ozzy briefly split when news of his affair surfaced, but announced on “Good Morning America” last month that their marriage is “back on track.”

    Sorry, Michelle — Ozzy’s just not that into Pugh.
     
    Dirty South likes this.
  2. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    197,602
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    26,737
    Likes Received:
    19,677
    Would have never guessed it.
     
  3. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    58,783
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2012
    Messages:
    8,084
    Likes Received:
    13,594
    70 years old with a full head of long hair.....
     
    Phuck Yoo and ApeFace like this.
  4. lovetalkradio

    lovetalkradio Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    117,447
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2014
    Messages:
    7,796
    Likes Received:
    7,266
    Does anyone in this story not have a publicist?
     
    Roland Schwinn likes this.
  5. lovetalkradio

    lovetalkradio Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    117,447
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2014
    Messages:
    7,796
    Likes Received:
    7,266
    Possible. Just not Howig.
     
  6. Night Ape

    Night Ape VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    53,410
    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2012
    Messages:
    4,846
    Likes Received:
    8,209
    How ironic is it that when you just don't want to fuck your wife anymore you're a "sex addict"?
     
    DuckDong, Petal, pdx1138 and 4 others like this.
  7. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    58,783
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2012
    Messages:
    8,084
    Likes Received:
    13,594
    His hair doesnt look like an obvious wig though. Howard's does.
     
    blackcrystal61 and lovetalkradio like this.
  8. Bryce

    Bryce 2017 Kimbra in Chief VIP

    Reputations:
    100,030
    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2014
    Messages:
    6,478
    Likes Received:
    16,818
  9. Princess Kitty

    Princess Kitty You Knew

    Reputations:
    107,998
    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2014
    Messages:
    2,115
    Likes Received:
    6,582
    :cwl::jumping::backlol2::roll::haha::ral::backlol::jumping:
     
    Roland Schwinn and monsoon like this.
  10. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

    Reputations:
    35,295
    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2012
    Messages:
    2,072
    Likes Received:
    4,707
    I'm going to see Sabbath in a few weeks. I sure hope Ozzy is still banging groupies then!
     
    Roland Schwinn likes this.
  11. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    106,314
    Joined:
    Jan 13, 2014
    Messages:
    23,817
    Likes Received:
    21,366
    70 is just a #, keep banging them Ozzie
     
  12. Just Me

    Just Me VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    38,323
    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2012
    Messages:
    4,346
    Likes Received:
    6,317
    So in order to stay married to hideous Sharon he has to give up sex with other women, humiliate himself as a "sex addict" in therapy for the rest of his life and generally be miserable. Great plan.
     
    Tim, Pitzarea and Princess Kitty like this.
  13. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock VIP

    Reputations:
    121,157
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    22,107
    Likes Received:
    23,604
    Need a pic of the nutty mistress.
     
  14. SorryBoff

    SorryBoff Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    92,854
    Joined:
    Nov 21, 2012
    Messages:
    10,626
    Likes Received:
    15,064
  15. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    77,748
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    9,031
    Likes Received:
    15,522
    Lol cheating is not a sex addict, sex addiction is when you are spending rent money on whores
     
    Roland Schwinn and Big_J like this.
  16. Stu Blumpkin

    Stu Blumpkin Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    14,018
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2015
    Messages:
    1,511
    Likes Received:
    2,505
    What if I use money meant for my kids lunch money?
     
    Roland Schwinn likes this.
  17. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    77,748
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    9,031
    Likes Received:
    15,522
    Tough but fair
     
    Roland Schwinn likes this.
  18. a mysterious man

    a mysterious man Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    130,790
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2015
    Messages:
    2,378
    Likes Received:
    3,817
    Or you get turned on by grape tomatoes.

    Or the sound of corduroy pants rubbing together (Vvvt, vvvt, ejaculate).

    Or a room full of marbles (which is very rare).

    Or cocaine in a man's beard.

    Or seeing three different cheeses together and wanting to have a fromage a' trois.

    SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T UNSEE, BRO!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Pitzarea

    Pitzarea Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    16,729
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2014
    Messages:
    1,183
    Likes Received:
    3,293
    Sharon probably threatened to take his empire away, so he fell in line. She's so heavily involved in his business and doesn't seem the type at all to roll over when publicly humiliated. Ozzy will suffer and be emasculated while Sharon bares the cross of her husband's infidelity and promotes the shit out of herself in People Magazine.
     
    lovetalkradio likes this.
  20. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    35,238
    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2013
    Messages:
    10,800
    Likes Received:
    8,083
    ozzys new show on history channel is pretty cool