The only downside of this Robin/Cancer hubbub is that the voice of our generation, Hateman, remains AWOL and has yet to issue an official statement. If you're out there reading this Mr. Hateman, I urge you to call into the show and leave a voicemail or 50. Robin needs your support now more than ever. And due to her uncontrollable urination, her panties are almost certainly wet for you. If The Avengers has taught me anything, it's that in Earth's greatest times of need, we need superheroes to step up and do what us mere mortals can't. Hateman, your planet needs you.