Paid a male stripper's rent with the promise of "more" and nothing happened!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Oct 11, 2013.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    He works at Dick's Cabaret. He's a single dad and kind of wants to focus on his kids right now, but I just feel like we really click and I really think it could work out between us. :facepalm:
     
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    I want to push my flacid chiva into your wonton butter hole snatch
     
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    I have the sex chair used to kill Dorothy Stratten and we will make love on it.
     
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    promise of "more" ?
     
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    geo Well-Known Member

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    i'd worry about her dried up asshole if i were u :secret:
     
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    hot sweaty love balls deep with feces and dispair
     
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    We will not reupholster afterward.
     
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    teh stains will live forevah
     
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    :console:
     
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    My ass is smooth when I slide toilet paper through it because of all of the mucosal thickeners.
     
  11. DrSublux

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    rock hard right now with a touch of teh drips. Smells like a combination of hot garbage and oderus
     
  12. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    I hope youre not just trying to be funny, because I would love to follow this whole saga.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Oohs and ahhs!
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    If he didnt take all his clothes off, its because he's stuffing....
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    May I finger your enlarged prostate and make you cum anally
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    No, he did, there was a back room. I met him at a bachelorette party and I just keep going back. I can't help it.
     
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    Rookie mistake. You have to pay for dinner and a movie before attempting that. :no:
     
  18. EddyG

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    This is what happens when women are scarce,men turn to each other.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    We only meet at the club and his apartment.
     
  20. VAsiCkBoy

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    I hope didn't buy him any thongs..... cuz that would be sad and pathetic.