Painful morning: Nicked my balls shaving and spilled coffee on my crotch

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  1. Ridic

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    FML
     
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    Thanks Obama
     
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    Being a glass half full type of guy, I can tell you that it's not all bad. The hot coffee probably sterilized the nut cut and saved you from a painful infection and possible loss of ball.
     
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    I thought this was no shave November?
     
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    I wonder if the men of the greatest generation shaved their nut sacks?
     
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    You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?
     
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    Nicking the private areas shaving hurts like a bitch. My husband uses witch hazel on the nutteral area, its acts as a toner and astringent in case of cuts. Its also soothing and prevents ingrown hairs. Pro tip given by my waxer.:lookatme:
     
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    That's right, you show yer cock n balls who's boss.
     
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    What is the obsession with hairless nether wegions ???

    Let it gwow, let it flow.
     
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    In 15+ years of Bic-ing my sac I think this is the first I cut myself. I was rushing.
     
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    I cut myself all the time. It really wakes you up. It's better than caffeine IMO.:ucoffee:
     
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    This is what you get for shaving your nuts. What are you, a porn star or sumptin?
     
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    I no get it:

    "Hey Chiva, get a razor and shave those little hairs, 'cause I wouldn't want anything to interfere with the taste of your ass"
     
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    :nojj:

    Stay in character!
     
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    Don't even think about it, Lar!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Makes my dong look bigger.

    Plus body hair is just gross.