Paltrow is nuts, or is she?

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  1. Shithead

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    Gwyneth Paltrow wants women to steam clean their vaginas — but medical experts don’t recommend it
    Star posts about Mugwort V-Steam procedure on her lifestyle website, GOOP. The treatment is available at Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica.
    BY Meredith Engel
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, January 29, 2015, 2:04 PM
    [​IMG] Gregg DeGuire/WireImage Gwyneth Paltrow steam cleaned her private parts at a Santa Monica spa.
    Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to steam clean your vagina — but health experts think her latest lifestyle advice full of hot air.

    On her GOOP website, the Oscar winner personally endorsed the Mugwort V-Steam procedure at Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica — a bit of TMI that’s also being slammed by experts.

    "If you want to feel relaxed get a good massage — if you want to relax your vagina, have an orgasm,” said Dr. Jen Gunter, a California ob-gyn who specializes in vulvovaginal disorders.

    "Mugwort or wormwood ... can't possibly balance any reproductive hormones, regulate your menstrual cycle, treat depression, or cure infertility," Gunter added in a blog post.

    Mugwort, a popular herb in Asian medicine, is thought to cleanse the body, boost energy, neutralize stomach pain, regulate periods, and even improve mental health.

    And such private parts treatment has been around for 1,500 years and was used on Chinese emperors. But we know better today.

    "I would never tell anybody to do this because the potential risks are much higher than the potential benefits,” Dr. Amos Grunebaum, an ob-gyn at New York Presbyterian Hospital, told the Daily News.

    Worst case scenario? Death. Grunebaum told the News that there have been cases of women dying after filling their vagina with water or air pressure.

    [​IMG] goop Paltrow praised Tikkun Spa’s service on her lifestyle site, GOOP.
    There is no hard research on Paltrow’s vagina steaming, but Grunebaum said there is evidence that douching is bad for women's health because it messes with normal bacteria, you know, down there.

    Steam that gets into the uterus may also migrate to the fallopian tubes, which could result in a miscarriage, or the abdominal cavity, which could seriously sicken the patient.

    Tikkun's owner Niki Han Schwarz defended her service as completely safe.

    "The last thing I want to do is harm anybody," said Schwarz, who said vaginal steam baths helped her get pregnant in her 40s.

    That part of the service wasn’t on Paltrow’s mind when she praised the procedure, which costs $50 for 30 minutes.

    "You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.," Paltrow, 42, wrote on GOOP, touting the procedure’s cleansing, “energetic release,” and hormonal balance.

    Guys can take part too, except the V-steam for them goes by a different name — the A-steam — and the solution travels up a different orifice.
     
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    Cameron Diaz is the one who needs her vadge sanitized
     
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    I knew that this bitch was a freak......I'd use my shop vac to suck on her asshole and she'd like it.
     
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    Sounds like something Robin would try.:bounce:
     
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    Fucking rich cunt, this should be good enough for her.
     

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    Wonder if she did that before her big fundraiser for obama a couple of months back.
     
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    That's the mother of all shop vacs
     
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    :haha:
     
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    Ugh...she is certifiably fucked in the head. She is into all these alternative body treatments...typical rich girl who has too much money and spends it on crap like this. No wonder Chris Martin is with down to earth, fun loving Kentucky cutie Jennifer Lawrence.
     
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    If she still had a uterus or vagina, she'd be all over this.
     
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    She has already hosed down her shitty ass on some guys lawn , why not go for broke
     
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    Ladies, if you are going to steam clean your vagina, let Gary puppet watch. It would mean a lot to him.
     
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    Embarrassing admission coming up. In the 90s, I did 2 high colonics at $60/each. Of course, they wanted me to sign up for a long-term program which I did not do.

    I told my dad about it....proud WWII Marine vet and not into any bullshit (no pun intended) whatsoever. His response: "Only in CA could you find idiots who would pay for what is basically a high-powered enema. I can't believe you fell for this."
     
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    OH, and F Gwynnie for her stupidity.

    Any gyno will tell you that the vagina is a self-cleaning organ. If you need yours steam-cleaned, well, uh, I almost feel bad for your nasty ass.
     
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    it's gross to me how the female doctor was recommending women to have orgasms instead of cleaning that thing out.
     
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    in·suf·fer·a·ble
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    Jesus Christ...I swear people make up "procedures" like this just for idiots like Paltrow and Robin. They must be laughing their asses off when they get a rich brainless nincompoop walk into their place of "business".
     
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    This. Self cleaning like an oven.
     
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