Pancakes suck without milk

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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    ....WTF was I thinking? :facepalm:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg i made pancakes this morning and i had oj and coffee to drink and i kept thinking "i wish i had some milk." for realzies.
     
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    fuckin dumbass :flip:
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Why do you hate me? You constantly say mean things and flip me off, it hurts. What did I ever do to you? :bigcry:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Coffee made them tolerable, but no Milk? OMG what a nightmare.
     
  7. HOLIC

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    Cow's milk is allowed to have feces in it. This is a major source for bacteria. Milk is typically pasteurized more than once before it gets to your table... each time for only 15 seconds at 162 degrees Fahrenheit.

    To sanitize water one is told to boil it (212 degrees F) for several minutes.

    Keep in mind that at room temperature the number of bacteria in milk DOUBLE around every 20 minutes. No wonder milk turns rotten very quickly!

    PUS
    ONE cubic centimeter (cc) of commercial cow's milk is allowed to have up to 750,000 somatic cells (unscientific name is PUS) and 20,000 live bacteria... before it is kept off the market.

    That amounts to a whopping 20 million live bacteria and up to 750 MILLION pus cells per liter (slightly more than a quart).

    1 cup = 236.5882cc 177,441,150 pus cells ~ 4,731,600 bacteria
    24 oz (3 glasses) = 532,323,450 pus cells ~ 14,220,000 bacteria
    (the "recommended" daily intake)

    The EU and the Canadians allow for a less "tasty" 400,000,000 pus cells per liter. [​IMG]
     
  8. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    in the batter, or as a beverage?
     
  9. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Now I feel better. Thanks.
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    milk your own cow boom
     
  11. Hersh

    Hersh Active Member

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    I'm assuming no milk all the way around. In the future, he can use 1 cup of water with 1/4 tsp of toothpaste as substitute. Shake well.
     
  12. Mlaw

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    I've used club soda and separated the egg whites and beat them to soft peaks
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    The Goat is a tard today.

    Shame on you. :coffee:



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    coffee milk is good with pancakes
     
  15. Hersh

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    That's sweet, what you end up doing with the eggs?
     
  16. gwartney

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    Holic is right on. That's why I can't drink the stuff. I'll use it in cooking sometimes but not in my cheerios.
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    See above. Milk has shit in it. Who's the tard now? :D
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Cheerios dry? :puke:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    Does powdered milk have shit in it?
     
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    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Both pancakes and milk are disgusting.