Pandas Set Record With Epic Sex Marathon....Warning...Graphic Photos....

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    No premature ejaculating here...:giggle:

    Pandas Set Record With Epic Sex Marathon (NSFW)

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    When giant pandas bone, it's news. Not only are they endangered, but these big bears are notoriously picky when it comes to mates.

    Considering preservation of the species is at stake, it's a call for celebration when a male panda doesn't spend half his time masturbating. (No judgments, though;Masturbation is awesome for everyone.)

    These pandas apparently set a new record for panda sex endurance: 7 minutes and 45 seconds. The male panda, named Lu Lu, earned the nickname "Enduring Brother" for his record-setting romp with his "room mate," Zhen Zhen. Panda sex on average lasts about 1 minute and 20 seconds.

    This is part of a breeding program run by China's Giant Panda Research and Protection Center, according to Chinese state newspaper The People's Daily. This year, researchers will attempt to naturally mate 27 female pandas, but it's unclear how many males will be involved in that. We're guessing that for the sake of genetic diversity, they won't give "Enduring Brother" the keys to the panda harem.

     
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    Is this turning into another one of those bear-fucking websites?!


    I hate the changes you mods are making. If you're going to alter the content, make this a giraffe sex site.


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    LuLu outlasted the average man by about a minute, 30 seconds... :rolleyes:









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    Peeping Wong needs to give them some alone time. Geesh.



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    Much props to the Enduring Brother.

     
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    "Saturday, All in the Hate Club"
     
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    That dude is a real stud, but let's also hear it for the lady who didn't once turn around and say "Are you done yet?
     
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    Hahaha hating early on Saturday but my man is destroying that.
     
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    What I wanna see is a pelican f'ing a horse.
    That would really be something!
     
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    Beer can thick?
     
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    Maybe he has a condom on and it just doesn't feel that good.
     
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