WTF Papa John's garlic butter dipping sauce

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    Why the fuck do I have to order extras of these every time I order a pizza? Why can't they just offer it as a topping?
     
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    I find Pizza greasy enough as is. I'd save it and use it later on toasted bread, but I don't eat Papa Johns.
     
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    I am the master of using them shits
     
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    its trash just like all of your threads
     
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    Two words.............
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    Pizza hut was the greasiest I ever saw.............Here it's not that bad these days...................
     
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    Chriza's not gonna fuck you, dude. He enjoys your perpetual and continuous fellating, though.
     
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    How can you use garlic butter wrong?
     
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    We are cursed with limited choices here. The big chain places and one independent who is from NYC. Pizza Hut pan pizza, if you catch them on a good day and it's cooked just right, is pretty good. But I'm aware it's not real pizza.
     
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    It does look a little like liquid coffee creamer.
     
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    I might
     
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    Oh, and before anyone chimes in, fuck any and all New York pizza.
     
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    The Papa John's shit is exactly what you'd think it is..............No taste, And that "Dipping Sauce" Has the flavor of tap water..............From a lead pipe................
     
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    This is the proper method

    When your pizza arrives, immediately open box. Drizzle entire cup of garlic butter onto the pizza in a spiral pattern. Close box and let soak in for 5 minutes before eating.
     
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    I can confirm it's awesome...I save it :jj:
     
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    What do you eat while you're waiting?
     
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    My Penis
     
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    You.....really...........................................think so? Sno...ty?

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    That sounds gross
     
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